All this time, I had this stupid idea that eating shellfish would literally make my heart choke from the cholesterol it would inject in my system. This is a fucking lie about shellfish, and it made me miss out on the greater things in life:
gourmet treats such as broiled scallops, lobsters, and mussels! Now I know how those dweebs back then made the explorers feel when they told them about how flat the damn world is - fall from the edge my ass!